Thursday, October 15, 2009

the big over done hype games

OK now i know for a fact this is gonna cause a huge stir with alot of my fans and readers, I'm not sorry.

I'm gonna start with the word hype. hype: A fad. A clever marketing strategy which a product is advertised as the thing everyone must have, to the point where people begin to feel they need to consume it.

the first game I'm gonna rip a new one is the highly way to overrated halo (all of them).the graphics are not as amazing as people boast first off, the controls are as simplistic as it gets, the engine is all completely unbalanced, i have a grenade launcher and am shooting you in the face at point blank and it doesn't kill you but i haven't taking a bullet yet and your gonna melee me once and i die, OK seriously what the fuck sense does that make people? the weapons are stupid nothing original at all, the design of them yes but non do anything new and intuitive. the maps are clearly all designed by monkey's with computers, i mean they have no real drive or creativeness, nothing impressive, i find them boring and repetitive. OK i will give for the next gen consoles so far it the only fps i have played with great multi player options, i wont take that from this over hyped trash but it doesn't save it in my book. i play the game with my 3 friends that adore it for them cause they don't like alot of the games i play and they play anyway . but when i am using a rocket launcher or grenade launcher and blasting your face off and your not dying and u run in my face and hit the b button once and my undamaged player gets killed by one melee hit, I'm sorry that is ridiculous.

next on this list which is the last on this list for now more will come I'm sure, is that atrocity gears of war(both). now i was late to the 360 bandwagon, i waited until exactly a year ago this week to pick it up, i grabbed one game with it and it was gears of war 2. got home from work pretty damn excited to try this game out cause of all the hype i heard. so story mode ahoy. 25 minutes in i was so bored and unimpressed that i fell asleep. OK the characters look like someone pumped steroids into a bunch of cavemen with really shitty totally unintuitive armor and the shittiest combat system i have ever encountered. the engine is of course unreal but i have never seen such a bad use of the engine that has done so much good for this industry. the damage balance i complained about in halo was not in this game at least but the story and action were just so dull and unexciting that i couldn't believe how much shit people talk about how amazing this game is.

so go ahead rip it up tear me a new one i don't give a fuck this is why you all read my shit, because i don't care what anyone thinks, and i love a good debate. so go smash it i don't care! this is how i feel and you all respect it!

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